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I’m back.  With thunderous applause, by the way, is how you finish that statement.  Let me start by saying that I’m sorry I left, and work, school and personal schedule permitting, I intend to keep this blog going from here on out.  I have a lot of shit to say, and I feel like this is the best medium to pursue it. 

So, what to talk about?  Anything exciting going on in the news lately?  Our great and fearless leader do anything noteworthy?  Has anybody seen that video where the creator claims that the Sandy Hook tragedy was a hoax?  Let’s talk about it all, shall we?  First, here’s my take on the 23 historic executive orders the wise and benevolent King Hussein signed into law today. 

NOTE:  The orders have been shortened for flow and clarity, but were copied directly from

1. Require federal agencies to make relevant data available to the federal background check system.

I have no problem with this.  I don’t know why it hasn’t been done already. 

2. Remove needless legal barriers that may prevent states from making information available to the background check system.

What information are we talking about?  What is considered needless?

3. Boost incentives for states to share information with the background check system.

Now we’re bribing states to share?  If it’s a federal background check system, what’s the big deal?

4. Direct the attorney general to review standards of ensuring dangerous individuals are not legally attaining guns.

Hmmm….not sure how I feel about this.  This is the attorney general, remember, who handed over fully automatic weapons to the Mexcian cartels.  Those weapons were then used to kill an American Border Patrol agent.  How is this guy going to set any standards.  I mean if our government is giving the cartel dangerous weapons, isn’t that the epitome of dangerous people attaining weapons legally.

5. Propose giving law enforcement the ability to run a full background check on an individual before returning a seized gun.

Why was the gun seized?  If it was in the commission of a crime, then I’m all over it.  If it was for anything else, then on what grounds do you have to pry into my background?

6. Inform federally licensed gun dealers on how to more thoroughly run background checks on private sellers.

Inform them how?  And so I have to have a background check done if I sell a gun as well as buy one?  That seems kind of stupid.

7. Launch a national safe and responsible gun ownership campaign.

Ok.  I’m indifferent to this.  We see how well “Just Say No” worked out.

 8. Review safety standards for gun locks and gun safes.
Ok.  Fair enough.  Seems legit.  Not sure it’s the federal government’s responsibility or purview to tell me how to lock up my gun, but whatever helps you sleep at night.

9. Issue memorandum to require federal law enforcement to trace guns recovered in criminal investigations.

Why is this even an issue?  This seems like it should be being done already.

10. Release a DOJ report analyzing information on lost and stolen guns and make it widely available to law enforcement.

Again, why isn’t this already done?  This seems a little silly.

11. Nominate a new director of the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives (Todd Jones).

Yay!  It’s the leader of the gun grab club!  Did you really need to do this with such fanfare!  Seems frivolous to me.

12. Provide law enforcement, first-responders, and school officials with proper training for ‘active shooter’ situations.

This should be standard for anyone who works in an office building.  Why are we limiting this to just these people?  Haven’t there been as many mall shootings as anything else?

13. Maximize gun violence prevention and strongly prosecute gun crime.

Again, this is stupid.  This is signing shit just to sign it.  Why aren’t we already strongly prosecuting gun crime?  Really? Come on, man!

14. More federal funding for research on  the causes and prevention of gun violence.

Here’s how you prevent gun violence.  Inner city breeds violence.  Children not being taught to respect guns breeds violence.  Children who are force fed Xanax, Celexa and Prozac breeds violence.  Pay me the damn money.  I just figured it out for you.

15. Report on gun-safety technologies and challenge the private sector to develop innovative technologies.

Really?  This is so pointless.  Do we need the leader of the free world killing brain cells on this?

16. Clarify that the Affordable Care Act does not prohibit doctors from asking their patients about guns in their homes.

Really?  My doctor asks me if I have a gun in my house, do you know what my answer is?  NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS!  Why do doctors need to know this?  So they can raise your healthcare costs.

17. Release letter to health care providers clarifying that no federal law prohibits them from reporting threats of violence to law enforcement authorities.

What federal law would do that?  Doctors would claim doctor/patient privilege before they claimed a law wouldn’t allow it. 

18. Provide incentives for schools to hire school-resource officers.

Finally!  One that makes sense!  However, I would prefer private armed security handled this job, but I’ll take what I can get.  Why?  Because the only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun.  Jeez, I wish I would have thought of that.

19. Develop model emergency response plans for schools, houses of worship and institutions of higher education.

We have this!  Did he really think of these all by himself.

20. Release a letter to state health officials clarifying the scope of mental health services that Medicaid plans must cover.

If you think that will help, then fine.

21. Finalize regulations clarifying essential health benefits and parity requirements within ACA exchanges.

Not really sure what this says.  I just see blah, blah, blah Obamacare.

22. Commit to finalizing mental-health parity regulations.

Again.  Not sure.

23. Launch a national dialogue on mental health.

Finally.  Will that dialouge say, if you are mentally unstable, you can legally be locked up for your (and society’s) protection without trial and against your will until you’re well?  If it doesn’t, then I don’t want to hear it.  Crazy people open fire in a movie theater, school and shopping mall.  Sane people don’t do that.  Get a fucking clue.

There you have it.  Now, onto the rest of his shenanigans.  The wise and benevolent leader stated he wanted Congress to enact laws that limited magazine capacity to 10 rounds.  Really?  What difference will that make?  All that means is that the shooter will have to reload a couple of times.

He wants to reinstate the Assault Weapons ban.  Really?  Because a gun is black and looks like something a soldier carries means it’s bad?  The first active shooter, the guy at the Texas clock tower, did as much damage as the guy in Sandy Hook allegedly did.  I say allegedly, because I’m not convinced that whole thing went down like the government is telling us it did.

While I’m on that point, why was it so easy for the leftist liberals to believe that G.W. Bush knew all about 9/11 and he also knew that Iraq had no WMDs yet they refuse to admit that the wise and benevolent dicatator did nothing wrong in Fast and the Furious, Benghazi and manufactured the entire Sandy Hook episode for the sake of taking away our freedoms?  Don’t you guys find that a bit odd?  Yeah, me too.

Until next time, stay real and stay armed.  My rant is done…for now.


So, here we are again.  Things sure are getting interesting, aren’t they?  As we move along in this race that isn’t really quite a race yet, we find ourselves with our first real showdown.  The Democrats led by the great Harry Reid (read sarcasm <—  here) are demanding that Mitt Romney turn over his tax returns.  Why?  Because they think that Mitt has done something unscrupulous with his finances over the last few years.  This was backed by our president, yes ladies and gentlemen, the leader of the free world when he said that he would lay off the attack ads if Romney turned over his last five years worth of IRS tax returns.

Now, as I remember it, we had a similar situation about..oh…four years ago.  A young upstart senator decided he wanted to run for president.  But, there was a problem.  He wasn’t a U.S. citizen.  Or was he?  Was he born in Kenya?  Or was it Hawaii?  Did he lose his citizenship when he lived in Indonesia?  Hmmm…how do we solve this issue?  I’m pretty sure John McCain never said, “well Barrack, we’ll stop the attack ads if you turn over your birth certificate.”  Nope, that scenario never played out.

Were there conspiracy theorists that demanded the certificate?  Absolutely.  In fact, as I understand it, the “birther” conspiracy continues today, even after a scanned copy of the certificate has been produced.  My point is, the opposition (then, John McCain) never stooped to that level.  He let it go.  It was beneath him.  As it should be beneath President Obama.  I mean, let’s face it.  There’s plenty of things we should be asking the president for.

How about his college records that have been sealed and are gone forever. That’s not relevant?

How about the real reason he gave up his license to practice law?  We don’t need to know?

Why did he go by a different name when he was in college?  Anyone ever hear of a guy named Barry Soetoro?  That’s your president, ladies and gentlemen.  They’re one and the same.

Finally, since we’re talking about releasing papers, why doesn’t President Obama release the documents relating to the Fast and Furious investigation.  Why did he allow Mr. Holder to utilize executive privilege and seal those documents.  And you people say George W. Bush was a criminal…

This man is currently the president.  He already has the job.  I’m more concerned about his tax returns and the other shady dealings that he’s had than the guy who might be president.

Besides, Mitt Romney, Paul Ryan and Mickey Mouse all have one thing in common.  They’re not the president, therefore have no obligation to turn over jack nor shit.  When they get the job (and for this country’s sake let’s hope that’s true) they’ll turn over everything they’re required to.  Just like President Obama did…oh wait….